November 2011
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Please shut up
Ian Lang has one of the most legit manswer columns on the tubes. His post about the death of the strong silent type struck a chord:
In entertainment today, the iconic strong, silent type is still popular, but there is a growing trend toward “antiheros” who are anything but strong and/or silent. There was a great deal of talk a few years ago about the rise of the “beta...
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“You look even hotter in person than in your Facebook pics. You never got back to...”
– Overheard at the Playboy Mansion on Halloween. The first time he said it, I thought the dude was serious. The chicks ate it up. Now that SLRs are available in cheap consumer models, everyone can play photog. You don’t even need a studio or strobes. Just say you want to pay homage to her beauty...
October 2011
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Compliments
I’ve been on Google Plus a couple of weeks now and I’ve seen a handful of hot chicks turn off comments on their pics because of the avalanche of asinine comments pouring in from desperate dudes who don’t seem to know they can easily get free porn online. Don’t be like those guys man. It’s corny. Chicks hate that shit. Seriously, if chicks had a penny for every...
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Size. Yeah yeah.
Quit worrying about your junk, man. Listen, it’s not gonna get any bigger. You just gotta learn to work with it. Trust me, it’s not a deal-breaker for most of the chicks you’re going to end up bangin’.
If that’s not enough, get a load of this study by the National Academy of Surgery in France, the Country of Love: the average male penis is between 5.0 and 5.7 inches...
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What women want: The 5 Sixes
1. Six Figures
She doesn’t want to hear about your job but she does need to know that you can provide the lifestyle she wants to live. Five figures is decent man, don’t get a complex. You can always make it look like you earn far more than you do by modifying a few wealth indicators.
Spend some money on decent clothes—thrift store goods may seem cool to you, but they scream...
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“Buss interviewed women from 37 different cultures and found that in all 37...”
– Amanda Marcotte, De-Evolutionary Psychology
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Sex Econ 101: Her looks, your cash
In response to a chick who posted on the New York City Craigslist board about how hard it was for her, a beautiful and articulate lady, to find a guy who made over $500,000 a year to marry her.
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I...
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LESSON TWO: DON'T CHEAT
Don’t cheat. Having sex with everything with legs and DDs may be our biological imperative, but if there is one rule you need to observe about this game it’s this one. You cannot cheat. If you think the two don’t mix, you’re doing it wrong.
Simply, you don’t have to cheat. Be honest with chicks. Let them know you’re not looking for something serious. Own your...
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“Being an ass has nothing to do with being confident. It has to do with...”
– Johnny Dzubak
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Anonymous asked: My sights were set: this cute, busty girl was coming home to the Glen pen! I walk up to her, introduce myself, and go in for a hug. She reluctantly hugs me back and that’s when I feel it, the smoosh you feel of big tits against your chest. I hug nice and tight so I can feel those nugs squishing up against my chest. SMACK! Her fist cracks me in the jaw. “You fucking pig!” she...
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CASE STUDY: Bromance over Pussy
I’m 33 and what I’d call handsome in an offbeat kind of a way. I’m a successful screenwriter and I live in the Hollywood Hills in a big beautiful home with an edge pool that I designed myself. This girl I went out with is quite attractive, 5’7”, blonde hair, blue eyes, flawless skin, slender — maybe 110 pounds yet nicely curved — very intelligent, and...
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LESSON ONE: RECON
You on one of those dating sites? Sweet, log in. Do a search. Check out the options in your area.
If you’re not on one of these sites, get on now. These sites are great tools to learn about women and the games they play. Look at this shit. “I love wine tastings, I’m a foodie, I love to travel.” Blah, blah, blah. This shit makes me sick. “Wine tasting”? She...