01

Nov

You don’t need a warrant to search and seize at the Playboy Mansion.

You don’t need a warrant to search and seize at the Playboy Mansion.

26

Oct

Her name is Jessica and she loves the old zoo at Griffith Park.

Her name is Jessica and she loves the old zoo at Griffith Park.

10

Oct

Donna Feldman on How To Date a Model:
1. Be a little self-deprecating. Surprise her, be outgoing. Don’t be too serious when you approach her. Remember that without the hair, the tits, the makeup, the cute shoes, she’s in your league. Don’t let on that you’re intimidated. Chicks can smell your fear, man. Fear doesn’t turn them on, it makes them laugh. And not with you.
2. Avoid obvious compliments. She hears this shit all day long. Find someothing else to compliment if you have to. I wouldn’t go there just yet.
3. Talk to her, don’t hit on her. Offer some kind of substance. Again, these chicks get compliments all day long. Differentiate yourself by not doing the obvious thing.
4. Keep it light. She doesn’t give a shit about what you do or where you grew up. You don’t really give a shit about her job or past either either, so who cares? Just have fun.
5. Don’t lie. If you’re not a producer or casting director, don’t go there. It’s just desperate, man.

Donna Feldman on How To Date a Model:

1. Be a little self-deprecating. Surprise her, be outgoing. Don’t be too serious when you approach her. Remember that without the hair, the tits, the makeup, the cute shoes, she’s in your league. Don’t let on that you’re intimidated. Chicks can smell your fear, man. Fear doesn’t turn them on, it makes them laugh. And not with you.

2. Avoid obvious compliments. She hears this shit all day long. Find someothing else to compliment if you have to. I wouldn’t go there just yet.

3. Talk to her, don’t hit on her. Offer some kind of substance. Again, these chicks get compliments all day long. Differentiate yourself by not doing the obvious thing.

4. Keep it light. She doesn’t give a shit about what you do or where you grew up. You don’t really give a shit about her job or past either either, so who cares? Just have fun.

5. Don’t lie. If you’re not a producer or casting director, don’t go there. It’s just desperate, man.

06

Oct

LESSON ONE: RECON

You on one of those dating sites? Sweet, log in. Do a search. Check out the options in your area.

If you’re not on one of these sites, get on now. These sites are great tools to learn about women and the games they play. Look at this shit. “I love wine tastings, I’m a foodie, I love to travel.” Blah, blah, blah. This shit makes me sick. “Wine tasting”? She likes to get fucked up. “Foodie.” That means you take her out to dinner. “Travel”? Do you think she’s paying for these vacations?

Take a close look at all the photos. Do you notice anything? How many are full-body shots? Why do women take pictures from high angles? To hide their bellies under their tits. Why do women wear baby doll dresses? To hide their fat asses. All these pictures are trying to trick you in some way. The personal ad is a great way to understand the true nature of women: TRICKSTER.

You’re beginning to get an idea of how deceitful the average girl is. But we don’t care about the average girls. I want you to separate all the hotties. That’s who we need to focus on from now on. That’s what men are designed to do: get with attractive women.

All right. Look at what they’re saying: “No players. If you’re looking for a hook-up, move along, mister.” So why is she standing in front of a Ferrari with her tits out? To get you all riled up, that’s why. “I’m looking for a guy who’s kind, loyal, spiritual, caring and ambitious.” Ambitious? She’s playing with her nipples. Doesn’t really fit, right? Yes it does. Ambitious is very similar to another word you will see all the time in the profiles of hot chicks: GENEROUS. The women we’re after are money-grubbin hos.

You can’t be generous if you don’t have cash. Don’t get worked up. You don’t actually have to be rich, you just have to look rich. We’ll get to that. For now, let it sink in. This game is all about the trade off. Your job is to get the most out of the situation for as little as possible.